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So, there’s this place called indie.io — been poking around in the gaming world, publishing all sorts of games from different developers. Kind of like a flea market of gaming genres, you know? They’ve got this sale happening on Nintendo Switch right now, ending July 30th. Some of it’s on discount, so yeah, bargains await.
The sale’s like a mixed bag of goodies. Got your cozy adventures, tactical RPGs, and more creature collectors than my aunt’s ceramic owl set. I stumbled on six games worth chatting about, so let’s dig in — or, wait, let’s meander? Whatever.
### Echoes of the Plum Grove
Right, so this one’s 20% off. It’s a cozy farming sim — and we know those are having a moment, right? You wash up on this island (don’t ask me how, maybe it’s a Robinson Crusoe vibe), and start small. Eventually, you can grow your land, start a family. Maybe make friends or enemies, and there’s some witchy covens to deal with. Drama, folks. Your actions affect future generations — like some mix of Farming Simulator and Ancestry.com.
### Dark Deity
Next up, Dark Deity at a whopping 75% off. It’s a strategy RPG. Think chess but with magical battles. Got 30 characters — let them fall in battle, and they get roughed up for good. Less stats, more drama. Real real-life lesson there. I’m getting sidetracked. Anyway, the story unfolds over 28 chapters, each packed with enough content to keep you hooked. Oh, and there’s a “Suns Out, Swords Out” DLC — because why not? More levels, more stories.
### Coromon
Half off right now — this one’s for the monster lovers. It’s a creature tamer game with over 100 beasties to catch. Every little fella comes with its own elements and skills. There’s a stamina-based fight system, so it’s as much about tactics as it is about collecting. Six biomes to explore while fighting off who-knows-what trying to save the world. Plot twists? Check.
### Cat Cafe Manager
40% off — name says it all. You run a cat cafe in a town called Caterwaul Way. Yeah, that’s cute. Renovate the place, cater to the local cats — oh, and the humans too, who drop by wanting a break. So, it’s not just a feline fest. You get to know your regulars and maybe, just maybe, solve a mystery or two. The town probably has secrets. Doesn’t every small town?
### 9 Years of Shadows
Ah, here comes the artsy one — a Metroidvania. The world’s all color-drained, ‘cause why not? Your character, Europa, teams up with a floating bear (yes) to take on a mechanical giant. Bring back the color, fight the good fight. Tunes by those legends from Castlevania and Metal Gear Solid. I might have stayed for the soundtrack.
### Mail Time
Finally, swing around back to cozy town. This one’s all about delivering letters in a whimsical forest. Cottagecore, if you’re into that vibe. You’re jumping around, meeting critters, customizing your look. No time limits or anything — just chilling and delivering mail. Simplicity at its finest.
So there you have it — a messy rundown. It’s chaos, it’s variety, and it’s on sale till July 30th. Get in while it’s hot.
