Here’s When You Can Pre-Order the Switch 2 GameCube Controller

Alright, so, straight talk here about Nintendo and their whole deal with these new GameCube controllers. Apparently, they’re throwing a bone to all us Switch 2 fans. But get this, you gotta have that Nintendo Switch Online thingamajig; otherwise, tough luck, buddy. So, circle May 8—or whatever day you remember—‘cause that’s when things kick off. If Nintendo picks your name out of a hat, you might just get one. But not before then. Nope, patience is a virtue and all that.

Who decided the GameCube controller was peak design anyway? Don’t get me wrong, it’s iconic or whatever. But $64.99? For something that’s mostly aimed at Smash Bros. fanatics or those nostalgia-chasers who want that old-school feel? Seems like Nintendo is cashing in on our collective memory. Oh, and pro tip: it’s not like you need one to play your favorite GameCube games on Switch 2, just saying.

But here’s the kicker—you can’t even stroll over to your local game store and hand over your hard-earned cash. Nope, Nintendo’s got you jumping through hoops. First, they handpick some lucky ducks between May 8 and May 12. Then, everyone else gets a shot starting May 13. But only if you’re in the Nintendo Online club, and it’s a one-per-account kind of deal. I guess freebies and sneaky trials won’t do the trick here.

And yeah, everyone’s buzzing that once these babies hit the shelves (metaphorically speaking, obviously), they’ll be gone in a heartbeat. Just look at those Nintendo 64 controllers, always disappearing like hotcakes whenever they restock. At least, GameCube controllers aren’t the only ticket to reliving those classic games. But let’s be honest, it’s all about the feels when you can grip one of those chunky babies while revisiting “The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker” or “F-Zero GX” as soon as the dial hits June 5. Mark the date—more retro gems will follow, though who’s to say when?

Ah, Nintendo, always finding a way to tug on our heartstrings and, you know, our wallets. Classic.