Hey, so… just stumbled upon this week’s Nintendo eShop update, and uh, it’s a wild ride. New games are dropping on Nintendo Switch 2 and the classic Switch. Plus there are discounts galore—like, why-do-I-need-this-but-I-do level deals.
Nintendo eShop Sales
Okay, seriously, this week’s deals are kinda nuts. I mean, you should totally dig through the full list on Nintendo of America’s website. No idea why they do this, but here we are.
What’s New on Nintendo Switch 2
Drag X Drive and EA Sports Madden NFL 26 are the biggies this time. Madden on the Switch 2 feels like a contradiction, but, hey, it’s here.
What’s New on Nintendo Switch
Oh boy, prepare for a barrage of titles—seriously, breathe:
- 1989 After the War (Friday 15th) – Feels like time traveled back into gaming.
- Bendy: Lone Wolf (Friday 15th) – Wolves? Bending? Who knows.
- Bubble Wizard IV Saga – Seriously, wizards and bubbles?
- Bunkers 1944 FPS (Friday 15th) – War meets virtual trenches, I guess.
- Camp Life: Wilderness Survival 2025 (Friday 15th) – Because who doesn’t want to virtually rough it?
- Cats in Cozy Rooms (Friday 15th) – Cat heaven, obviously.
- CORE.SYS (Wednesday 20th) – Sounds techy and mysterious.
- Crossout Legends – Legends of crossing out? Maybe I misread.
- Curse Rounds – Spooky vibes, much?
- Cyber AI Defense – Trying to comprehend future problems now.
- Cyber Car Seller Simulator – Because selling cars virtually is apparently a thing.
- Demons Are Coming! (Friday 15th) – I mean, the title screams chaos.
- Discounty (Wednesday 20th) – The name alone got me—deal hunter much?
- DUCK: Dangerous Ultimate Cartridge Kidnapper – Ducks and danger, what?!
- EGGCONSOLE Brandish Renewal PC-9801 – Eggs in consoles—you do you, Nintendo.
- Escape the Backrooms BODYCAM – Sounds like a fever dream.
- GOST of Time (Friday 15th) – A ghost, or… typo?
- Hop ’n’ Marty (Friday 15th) – Just hopping along, I guess.
- Hyper Dots – Are dots ever hyper? Deep questions here.
- Iwakura Aria – Vaguely poetic.
- Kimono Cats – Cats with style, if I had to guess.
- Learn to Play – Jungle Frog (Friday 15th) – Frogs and jungles, educational or chaotic? Both?
- Mad Skills BMX 2 (Friday 15th) – Because one was never enough.
- Mind Over Magnet (Friday 15th) – Is this physics or philosophy?
- NanaKnight – Grandparents saving the day?
- OFF (Friday 15th) – Just off. Maybe or maybe not.
- Re:Play (Friday 15th) – Recursive gaming?
- Rogue Raccoon – Sneaky sneaky.
- Shantae Advance: Risky Revolution (Tuesday 19th) – Advancing riskily.
- Super Darling Panic／スパダリ★パニック – Darling? Super? Panic? Ah!
- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Tactical Takedown – Turtles never go out of style.
- TetroMosaic, RacY: AutomatA (Friday 15th) – Puzzling, literally and figuratively.
- Toaplan Arcade Collection Vol. 1 & 2 – Arcade nostalgia overload.
- Tokyo Racer X (Friday 15th) – Racing in Tokyo, X-citing right?
- Tralalero Tralala Simulator – Singing? Sounds chaotic.
- Yarn Guardians – Yarn, seriously? Protect those threads!
- Zumba – Treasure of the Marble Sea – Dancing on ancient seas?
Anyway—no—wait, yes, that’s it. Maybe go explore these yourself and let me know if any of them sound as bonkers as they seem. Or maybe not.
