Remastered Oblivion Player’s Effort to Save Kvatch Guards Ends in Chaos

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Ever tried keeping the Kvatch guards alive in Oblivion Remastered? Yeah, this one player did it, only to watch them go berserk and attack the Imperial Knights. What a riot, right? Oblivion Remastered just dropped this April, and folks are diving back into its chaos—especially the Battle of Kvatch. I mean, talk about nostalgia. Anyway, back to those wild guards.

So here’s the scoop—Oblivion Remastered is kind of the big cheese this year. Sales shot through the roof, and everyone’s glued to Xbox Game Pass, possibly even more than that obscure title, Clair Obscur: Expedition 33. Not sure who named it.

Now, there’s a player, goes by justaboredgamer, who kept three guards alive (which is no cakewalk) only to witness them flipping out on fellow knights at the end. Total facepalm. People in the comments were like, “Been there, suffered that,” because, honestly, Oblivion’s NPCs love their drama.

Oh, right! Speaking of Kvatch—let’s dive into this infamous quest—“Breaking the Siege of Kvatch” and “The Battle for Castle Kvatch.” Nightmares, both of them. Players stumble through these quests like deer in headlights, getting all jittery facing those pesky enemies. And can we talk about bugs from back then? NPCs wouldn’t even budge after you cleared out the enemies. Fixed now, thank goodness, but still—yikes.

And another thing, delay the main quest too long, and suddenly you’re overwhelmed in Kvatch. It’s like this awful jigsaw puzzle where being over-leveled spells doom with a side of difficult enemies. They kind of tweaked this in the Remaster though, making level-ups less of an ordeal.

Oh man, that Kvatch tragedy isn’t even the last of it. Trying to save the Emperor? Forget it. That’s a no-go—it’s scripted for him to kick the bucket early on. Talk about a bummer, right? Someone please spill more juicy tales from Cyrodiil; can’t get enough.

So, there you go. Oblivion: chaos galore with a sprinkle of tragedy. Waiting for more stories like this to pop up. It’s all part of the adventure, or so they say.