Sure, here’s a messy, human-like rewrite of the article you provided:
—
So, every week, without fail, Sony drops a bunch of new stuff for all of us PlayStation addicts—PS4, PS5, VR, Plus, you name it. It’s like a kid in a candy store kind of deal, but for gamers. I kinda live for these updates if I’m honest. PlayStation LifeStyle, bless them, they track this stuff globally. Because who can keep up, right? And hey, every Tuesday, yeah? That’s when they throw all the goodies at us.
### North American Chaos—I mean, Update
#### July’s PlayStation Plus Stuff — Or Whatever They’re Calling It
Alright, let’s see what we’ve got this month. Buckle up.
– Diablo IV Standard Edition (PS4/PS5) – Okay, this one, I’ve been waiting ages for.
– Jusant (PS5) – No clue about this one, but sounds fancy.
– The King of Fighter XV (PS4/PS5) – More fighting. Less thinking.
#### PS4 & PS5 Games—Oh Boy, Where to Start
Okay, so here’s a list. It’s long. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
– 3 on 3 Soccer – Because one ball isn’t enough?
– Against the Storm – Sounds dramatic.
– Age of Dead: Zombie Simulator – Zombies. Classic.
– The Alpha Wolf – Pack leader simulator?
– Anger Foot – I feel like there’s a story behind this name.
– Anime Girls: Highschool of Dead – Yeah, not gonna touch this one.
– Antro – What even is this?
– Arcade Archives CRAZY BALLOON – Oh wow, nostalgia trip alert.
– Arcade Archives SPINAL BREAKERS – Spine-tingling? Maybe?
– Bag Hero – Saving the world, one bag at a time?
…You know what, there’s more, but my brain’s already fried listing these out.
Anyway, where was I… right! Some of these have names that make you wonder what on earth’s going on in the studios. Probably some caffeine-fueled brainstorming, if you ask me.
Alright, just gonna throw a random tidbit your way: the sound of a disc sliding into a PS5? It’s like… well, never mind, that’s a rabbit hole for another day.
Check back next week, or every Tuesday, or just whenever you need a distraction.