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Okay, so picture this: we’re talking about a future where Japanese office folks are, basically, chained to their desks – like, 24/7. It’s nuts. Who’s gonna stand up to the big bad company that’s got them all locked up? Enter this cyborg schoolgirl – she’s armed to the teeth and ready to take down anyone and everyone standing in her way. This madness is called Full Metal Schoolgirl.
So, Full Metal Schoolgirl is the brainchild of Yuke’s – yeah, those guys who give us wrestling games – and D3Publisher, the people behind the crazy OneChanbara series. Their new game is all about chaos and destruction, mixed with Japanese schoolgirl vibes. I mean, what more could you want?
Now, about the game. You’re one of these two cyborg schoolgirls, scaling a 100-story skyscraper, which is home to Meternal Jobz – the biggest corporation ever (or something). These office zombies, or “Working Dead” – super imaginative name, huh? – are just trying to stop you from reaching the head honcho. And yeah, these office floors keep changing, because of course they do. Anyway, as you fight through floors, you get to upgrade your robot schoolgirl into an even more epic butt-kicker.
The tone? It’s kind of cheeky, if you ask me. The preview trailer is a riot, especially the one in Japanese – it even has a theme song that’s annoyingly catchy. Why are theme songs always like that?
Oh, and by the way, these schoolgirl cyborgs? They’re streaming their mission live. Yep, in-game marketing at its finest. Viewers can toss in donations and even get upgrades for the girls. It’s all so… meta? Or maybe it’s just a smart way to squeeze more cash out. You decide.
Mark your calendar for October 23rd, because that’s when Full Metal Schoolgirl drops on Nintendo Switch 2, PlayStation 5, and for Windows PC via Steam and the Epic Games Store. Almost feels like this game belongs in some bizarre alternate universe, but hey, it’s real, and it’s happening.