Alright, buckle up. This is gonna be a wild ride through the galaxy of Fortnite drama. So, Epic chucked out this quick fix for Fortnite, like pronto, claiming they’ll never see this mess again. Uh-huh, sure. But that didn’t stop people from poking around, like, what else can VAIder verbalize now that he’s been put in this virtual wireframe box?
There’s this streamer, LoserFruit—if you’re into Fortnite, you might’ve heard of her. They even made one of those Icon skins of her, part of the whole Epic skin theater. Anyway, she got Darth AI to bark out, “Freaking. Fucking.” He had some sass back, calling her a thug or something. Honestly, if it was me, I probably would’ve lost it at that moment. Hilarious.
Now, things took a dark turn when AI Vader dropped a homophobic slur—which, yikes. Epic said something about it being, like, in the context of ‘carcinogens’? I’m not sure how those dots connect… confusing. But they did patch it up.
But then there’s the lighter, weirder side. Like, you got Darth Vader declaring “Skibidi Toilets.” I don’t even know, it’s just so absurd that you can’t look away. And people are getting him to say stuff like “Dixie Normus.” Childish humor lives on, huh? Reminds me of when I couldn’t stop laughing at my own jokes back in school. Simpler times.
Epic says, “Hey, if you’re under 13, get ya folks’ permission first.” Makes sense, right? Not really… because no kid reads those FAQs anyway. But, hey, they tried. Plus, if you keep pestering Vader enough to break the rules, he just bails on you. Which, if you think about it, is a bit like real life. Annoy someone enough and they’re out the door.
So, there you have it. The AI Vader edition of Fortnite’s chaos. Guess it’s kinda like when you let your cat loose in your bedroom and watch it knock over stuff just for kicks. Just… minus the slurs, thanks.
