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So, Microsoft’s doing this thing. It’s like — what do you even call it? A mega library for games, but not just any games. I mean, we’re talking about the Xbox app on PC bringing together all your games from other places. It’s like if your bookshelf suddenly decided to play nice with every other shelf in the house. And yeah, they dropped this tidbit in a blog post, like it’s just another Tuesday or something. Anyway, right now, it’s for Xbox Insiders, and it’ll hit the ROG Xbox Ally and Ally X handhelds later this year. No clue why they’re starting there, but that’s what’s happening.
Here’s the deal — everything in one spot sounds great, right? As long as we’re talking games from stores they’re cool with. So far, we’ve got Battle.net in the team, and then EA and Riot Games, but those last two are like honorary members ’cause Game Pass already wrangled them in. Microsoft’s mumbling about adding more pals like Steam, Epic Games, and GoG. I mean, fingers crossed, right? Steam alone would be like the Holy Grail for PC gamers.
And here’s a thought — if they pull this off, you might actually feel like you’re gaming on a real console where everything’s right there. Sure, GoG Galaxy kinda already does this, but the Xbox app is already living inside Windows 11’s brain, so folks might lean towards that.
Isn’t it wild how Microsoft’s flip-flopping from being all about the Xbox box to pushing Xbox as a vibe or a service? Remember when Game Pass came out? That pretty much hinted at this. And now they’re pushing these Xbox-branded gadgets from other companies. Guess they’re over making their own handheld, especially after pushing Xbox things into Windows 10 and 11. Seems like it paid off for ’em.
Oh, and don’t get too hyped about this being on every single PC just yet. They’re starting with the ROG Ally doohickeys around the holiday season, which means the rest of us might be waiting until the very end of this year or maybe even 2026.
And, totally unrelated by the way — but if you want more geek gossip, follow Tom’s Hardware on Google News. They somehow manage to stay in the loop every day.
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