Sure thing, here’s a rewrite with a more human and scattered touch:
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You know, I’ve been eyeballing Cyberpunk 2077 for ages. So, here’s the scoop – it’s on sale for like, $20.99 on Steam. Seriously, that’s the lowest it’s ever been. Maybe ever? I dunno, just seems like a steal. And oh! The Phantom Liberty DLC – also on sale for the same $20.99. Honestly, didn’t expect both to be such a bargain all at once.
I remember when Cyberpunk 2077 launched. It was, um, bumpy. Like, really bumpy, if you catch my drift. But apparently, things have changed. There’s this 2.0 update that did wonders. Drive-able vehicles and stuff that’s actually fun now. Who knew? So folks are raving about it these days. They’ve got more of that buildcrafting… where you mix skills and cyberwhatchamacallits to mess with Night City however you fancy. Sneaky with throwing knives or guns blazing? It’s your call.
But, back to the sale, because I get sidetracked. This deal ends August 17th, so it’s kind of now-or-never. And if you’re thinking about both the game and DLC, there’s this Ultimate Edition bundle – 53% off. That’s $38.62. Not too shabby, right?
Oh, and the updates keep coming. More cars, autodrive features, side jobs – the version 2.3 update just dropped in July. I swear, they’re making an art out of updates. And, not just in the game – heard about the anime too? Cyberpunk: Edgerunners. Season 2, it’s happening. Who would’ve thunk it?
Anyway, if you’ve held off on this wild, neon ride, now might be your shot. Just sort of rambling, but that’s kinda how I tell it like it is. Enjoy or don’t, I guess? But maybe do.
