Oh man, where to even start with this Tony Hawk shindig at the El Rey Theater in LA? It’s all about Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 3 + 4 making a big comeback. They’re giving us a sneak peek at the parks dropping on July 11. Like, what year is it again?
First off, Iron Galaxy Studios is the genius behind all this. They’ve been hanging out with some big video game titles forever. Now they’re putting their magic into the new Tony Hawk. Crazy, right? Never thought I’d say that sentence.
So, the Parks…
Okay, brace yourself, we’re diving into five THPS 3 parks and four from THPS 4. Then there’s this new Waterpark thing (more on that later, or maybe not — I might forget).
Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 3 Picks
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Los Angeles: Skate under the Hollywood sign. Well, don’t get run over. There’s this vert ramp hawking movie ads at El Rey — classic. Trigger an earthquake, because why not?
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Foundry: Industrial steel mill vibes. Sure, molten metal, secret spots — the works. Felt kinda like when I burned toast last week, but bigger.
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Canada: Calgary snow and skateboards. Think snowy ramps and cabins. Sounds chill, literally.
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Rio: Stadium in downtown, drenched in color. Score big, feel Brazilian vibes. Music, energy — you know?
- Suburbia: Cul-de-sac horror show? Skate amid Halloween madness. Haunted houses and pools. Just dodge that ice cream truck, I guess.
Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 4 Highlights
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College: Imagine skipping class—no biggie. Tricks over rooftops and rails. Education, who?
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San Francisco: Boardwalk views, trolley hitchin’ — sounds like a touristy dream. Grind the walkway and see stuff, maybe.
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Alcatraz: Gritty prison skating. Roofs, lighthouses, vert action. Kind of eerie, in a good way.
- Waterpark: New splashy attraction in the Mojave. Combo the lazy river? Sure. Bird’s Eye View feature thingy has more.
Hold Up, There’s More!
Stay glued to the Tony Hawk blog. Updates keep coming until July 11. No idea why they picked that date, but let’s roll with it.
Digital Deluxe Perks
Splurge on the Digital Deluxe Edition, and you’ll skate three days early. Pretty sweet for July 11 planners.
Get your doom on with Doom Slayer and Revenant skaters. Special tricks, extra tunes, decks, and attire! There’s a Doom Slayer hoverboard or something. Unmaykr? Sounded cooler in my head.
Oh, there’s extra music now — get ready to headbang or subtly bob. Apparel includes a cap, sweatshirts, t-shirts — a bit random, but hey, customization is key, right?
Phew, that’s a wrap. Go make some moves in the game while I fizzle here thinking about my skateboarding days. Or non-days — who knows.