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You won’t believe it—or maybe you will—how one sale just vanishes and another pops up like a game of whack-a-mole. I’m talking about the Summer Sale, folks. Yeah, it’s here, flaunting deals like a peacock on some of the hottest PS4 and PS5 games. You ever seen a peacock in real life? They’re kinda intimidating. Anyway, this includes a shooter inspired by some cult-classic movies. Who knew?
### RoboCop: Rogue City is 85% off on the PS Store just before its expansion’s launch
So here’s the scoop: RoboCop: Rogue City, whipped up by Teyon and shared with the world by Nacon, is slashed down to $8.99. Down from $59.99, which honestly sounds a bit too good to be true. But hey, it is what it is. But handle your business by July 31 at 2:59 a.m. ET—or you might be out of luck.
“Become the… yeah, you know the drill—part man, part machine, all cop hero,” something like that. I mean, who doesn’t want to patrol the gritty, bruise-colored streets of Old Detroit?
The city’s gone a bit haywire, as the blurb mentions. Apparently, some sketchy characters are stirring up trouble. Isn’t it always the way? But get this: you’re tossed into some hazy conspiracy smack between the events of RoboCop 2 and 3. Peter Weller’s even lending his voice again, bless him.
When the game dropped in 2023, people were kinda “meh” about it. I peeked at Metacritic—average score hanging around a 72. Not terrible, not awesome—just, you know, hanging in there like that one plant you forgot to water.
Hold up, though—there’s more. Just before they roll out an expansion, called Unfinished Business. That sounds ominous, right? RoboCop has to tackle some mercenaries in the OmniTower. It’s like Die Hard with even more metal. Hoping he’s got enough ammo for whatever chaotic showdown awaits. Let’s see how he copes—guess we’ll find out!