Okay, picture this: Jack Black, right? Seriously, how is he all over everything lately? Mario movie, Minecraft movie, Borderlands… and now, buckle up, he’s crashing into Tony Hawk’s world too. Like, twice! Officer Dick’s back! And get this, he’s also Constable Richard (super fancy, eh?) in London. I mean, who double-dips as a cop in a skate game remake? Only Jack Black, I guess.
Apparently, little Dick—uh, Richard Ennvee if we’re getting official—got teased as a kid. “Poser!” they said. So, obviously, the guy flips it around and goes all, “I’m gonna be the cop you skaters never wanted!” Or something like that. Activision says he’s a bit wild and still ridiculous. Honestly, I live for this absurdity.
Now, if you missed Dick in the throwback games, he’s been a secret unlock dude since, like, the start—then popped up again in Pro Skater 3 and all over the place after that. Remember him in Pro Skater 1 + 2? That was Jack Black too. Mind blown.
Mark your calendar or forget to, whatever—it’s July 11 for Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 3 + 4. Just the usual lineup: Switch, PlayStation, Xbox, even PC. Did I forget anything? Meh, good enough.