Oh boy, where to start? So, it’s Saturday, July 5 (or is it? Time is a construct), and I’ve got to spill the beans on deals you just might need—or not. Depends if you’re into headphones or LEGO or… well, let’s just dive in.
Sony WH-1000XM4 Headphones: Ah, yes. Music to your awkwardly quiet bus rides. They’re $185.24. Almost half off because, apparently, silence is golden (but cheaper now). Noise-canceling features are top-notch, folks say. Are they really? Or are we just all too busy pretending not to hear each other on commutes?
LEGO Disney Tribute Camera Set: For $67.19. Now, this is for those who fancy a bit of Disney nostalgia—building a vintage camera with 811 pieces. That’s fun. Or stressful. You decide. Once sold for over $100. Nothing quite like cute little LEGO bricks to bring out both the kid and the frustrated adult in you.
Samsung Gaming Monitors: Heads up, gamers! Save up to $900! They’re not exactly giving them away, but two models are on sale. There’s a 32" G8 with a fancy OLED thingamajig and a 240Hz refresh rate. True blacks, because… it’s 2025, and we demand high-quality blackness. The 49" G9 is your setup’s new BFF for $999.99. Humble price, right?
Splatoon 3: $39. Apparently, it got a Switch 2 update or something? Multiplayer craziness ensues. Remember when phones were just phones? Now they’re Swiss Army knives. Same with games—multiplayer and updates galore.
Crucial T500 2TB SSD: It’s $124.99 for all you storage hogs. Comes with a Heatsink. Whatever that is. Keeps things cool or maybe just sounds cool. Better get all those PS5 games loaded up.
Atelier Yumia: This one’s $49.99. Newest in the Atelier series. Never played? Perfect starting point, someone says. Will it change your life? Debatable. But hey, um… go team!
Assassin’s Creed Shadows: $49.99—a steal for an oversized digital sandbox. We all need more excuses to avoid chores. It’s open-world excellence, apparently, which, after a decade, should be a given or a crime otherwise.
Borderlands 3 Ultimate Edition: For the Switch, it’s down to $17.97. Catch up before Borderlands 4 arrives. Just in time for your time-wasting needs. It’s like bundling all your favorite snacks into one basket.
Super Mario Odyssey: Believe it or don’t, $39 lands you this iconic game. Mario and Cappy saving the world from wedding doom. Somehow eight years old but still ridiculously good. Like pizza.
Metaphor: ReFantazio Strategy Guide: At $43.56, for the completionist in you. 600 pages! Who reads that? Maybe those reliving their treasure map dreams.
Steam Summer Sale: RPGs for cheap! It’s a nostalgia buffet. Get your fill or maybe solve world hunger… in Final Fantasy. We wish.
Donkey Kong Bananza: Pre-order time! At center Earth with DK and Pauline. It’s bananas and could change your life… or just give you more practice at failing to complete 100%.
LEGO Shadow the Hedgehog: $48.99 for LEGO enthusiasts who adore frustrating builds. Target Circle needed. Because deals are like exclusive clubs now.
Kirby’s Return to Dream Land Deluxe: $39 steps you back to when 2011 was a thing. Four-player co-op, bringing you closer with friends, or reducing you to tears.
So, yeah, deals abound, folks. Maybe they’ll change your life. Or they’ll just be another few lines on your credit card bill. Who knows?