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Okay, so here’s the thing about the PS Store. Sometimes, you just stumble across these wild deals that make you double-take and wonder if it’s a glitch or something. Seriously, no joke. Anyway — wait, where was I? Oh yeah, deals. Right now, they’ve got this remaster that everyone, and I mean everyone, raves about.
### Alan Wake Remastered — Crazy Discount You Can’t Ignore
Okay, so, this game? “Alan Wake Remastered,” is practically being given away at this point. Like, it’s 85% off! I’m terrible at math, but that’s like super cheap. From $29.99 down to $4.49. I mean, for a remastered game that’s racked up so much praise, how could you say no? But honestly, don’t dawdle. The deal’s vanishing on June 12 at some ungodly hour like 2:59 a.m. ET or something.
So. Alan Wake. That name takes me back. I remember it dropping on Xbox 360 in 2010, and folks were like, “This is lit.” Or well, they would’ve been if saying everything was “lit” was a thing back then. On Metacritic, it got an 83 out of a billion reviews. The remaster’s sitting at 79, by the way. Kind of like fine wine; it aged, I guess? Or something. Who cares—numbers, right?
Alright, but what’s this game even about? Picture this—
### Alan Wake Remastered Adventure
Imagine a thriller—one of those that messes with your head a bit. Our dude, Alan Wake, is having a rough time. His wife’s gone MIA in this Pacific Northwest place called Bright Falls. Sounds cozy, but hold up, nope. Suddenly, Alan’s finding pages of a horror story he’s supposed to have written. Super weird, because, ya know, he remembers nothing. Zilch.
And then — because of course — things get crazier. This dark spooky whatever thing starts controlling people. As if that’s not enough, Alan’s only packing a flashlight and a gun. And maybe half his sanity, maybe. His journey’s one for the books, I tell ya. Honestly, it’s like the darkness laughed and said, “Alright, challenge accepted,” every time he thought he’d caught a break.
So yeah, all this is why getting Alan Wake Remastered for less than a fiver should be illegal. Just my take.
