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You ever have one of those days where you just can’t seem to wrap your head around the news? Yeah, me too. Anyway, I stumbled upon some juicy gossip about NVIDIA and just had to dive in. Apparently, they’re throwing in the towel with China. Trump’s AI policies are messing things up, big time.
### NVIDIA’s China Exit (Because Who Needs Sleep, Right?)
I heard Jensen banging on about US policies, especially this… what do they call it, Diffusion rule? Weird name, right? Like some sci-fi plot. So, NVIDIA’s basically saying they’re out of the Chinese AI scene. Boom, just like that. Are they not cooking up new stuff for China, or is it just too much red ink? Who knows, maybe both? Either way, it’s kind of a mess for Team Green.
And oh, there’s a tweet about it — thanks, Walter Bloomberg — saying they might have to retreat from the China market. That feels like a plot twist I didn’t see coming.
It’s all up in the air right now, so stay tuned for more drama.