Nintendo Downloads: June 26, 2025 (Europe)

Alright, so I’m sitting here sipping a lukewarm coffee because I’ve forgotten it a thousand times already, and I notice this Nintendo eShop update. Man, it’s like Christmas for gamers, only with more pixels and less fruitcake. Anyway, here’s what caught my bleary eyes.

So, the Switch 2, huh? I swear I almost missed this bit because I was too busy wondering why my socks never match. But get this—Tamagotchi Plaza Nintendo Switch 2 Edition is dropping on Friday, June 27th. Yeah…I know, Tamagotchis. Still kicking around like they own the place.

Okay, but let’s stumble back into the regular Switch lineup. Honestly, my mind is like a blender with half the buttons stuck, but here we go.

First, there’s A Bibelot: Y-Break, whatever that means. And Against the Storm. Is it about weather? Could be, or maybe it’s about getting your dog to come inside. Trivia question: do dogs hate rain like cats do, or is that just mine?

Then there’s Agarta and…An Aisling? Yeah, let’s say that’s a thing.

Oh, and Anvil Saga. Probably involves anvils. Or not. Speaking of sagas, I once tried reading the entire Lord of the Rings series in one sitting. Didn’t go well. But hey, Crazy Balloon in the Arcade Archives doesn’t sound crazy at all. My neighbor would probably love it—big fan of balloons for some reason.

There’s also the architect game. Architect Life…or something. Hopefully you don’t have to follow real building codes. Could be a deal-breaker for some, you know?

Bambas! and BMX City Run are rolling out Friday, the 27th. Let’s see if I can make it to then without losing my phone charger again.

Jumping through this list, I hit Bees and Flowers. Save the garden or something. Sounds cute. Wonder if it smells nice too. Oh! And Block Party DX! Block parties—I miss those, but I party better with Netflix anyway.

Crayon Dino sounds colorful… I guess. Reminds me of that time I spilled a whole box of crayons in the backseat. Oops.

CarGo! And Cozy Garden Simulator—does it come with mosquitoes? Adds realism, I suppose.

Skipping a few brain cells, there’s Dungeons of Paint (also out June 27th). The mind-bending possibilities are endless. Or not.

Let’s loop over to Flower Shop: The Complete Story. Potentially about flowers. Maybe. Hole Digging Master, because, why not? My dog would be a champion at that.

Fast forward to Pro Roulette, rolling out Friday the 27th. Hope someone’s got luck—mine ran out years ago.

Zombie Scream and Zombies Overloaded are creeping me out already. I’d play with the lights on, thank you very much.

Right, lost my way there for a bit. Anyway—did I cover everything? No clue if caffeine’s working anymore. Oh well, game on, folks.