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Wow, so there’s this game called “It Takes Two,” ever heard of it? Apparently, it’s on this massive sale on Steam, like 70% off or something until August 11. I should really hop on that, honestly. So, this game won Game of the Year at The Game Awards in 2021. Crazy, right? Hazelight Studio, the brains behind the masterpiece, really hit the jackpot with this one.
Oh, and let’s not forget it’s a co-op platformer. If you’re into those, this might be your jam. The characters in the game, Cody and May, are a divorcing couple who get shrunk into dolls and find themselves in some bizarre situations. It’s supposed to be all about teamwork—think split-screen or online co-op. Speaking of teamwork, ever notice how when you really need someone’s help, they’re taking a nap or something? Anyway, grab it for $11.99 while you can. Don’t say I didn’t warn you!
Now, I’m getting all nostalgic thinking about the old-school platformers. Also, side note: Why do these sales always pop up when I’m broke? Ugh. But seriously, this game’s got everything—a sappy (literally) gun, wizard-like powers, and those gravity-defying boots. And you play in the coolest, weirdest environments ever. There’s even comedic relief! You think games can sort out human emotions? Guess we’ll see.
I remember playing some co-op games like Fortnite or whatever was trendy back then, but “It Takes Two” really brings something fresh. Connecting with pals over some absurd missions? Yes, please. That’s my weekend plan!
Oh, and did you see the art? It’s stunning! Almost forgot to tell you, grab it before the sale ends. Not to pressure you or anything (but really, do it). And keep an eye out for more discounts later. Maybe they’ll actually fit my budget next time.
Anyway—wait, was I saying something? Right, just go play and maybe tell me if it’s as epic as they say. See ya in the co-op world!