Elden Ring Nightreign: File Size Unveiled

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Okay, so let’s talk Elden Ring Nightreign’s file sizes. Weirdly nitty-gritty topic, but hey, someone’s gotta dive into it, right? PS4’s eating up 21.176GB and PS5’s a smidge less at 21.156GB. Oh, and there’s this artbook and soundtrack – tiny babies at 738MB. Not even sure why I included that bit, but it felt important?

Anyway, if you’re as impatient as I am, you can grab it early on May 28. Pre-loading, they call it. It’s like sneaking a peek before a big movie—less exciting maybe, but useful. You can dive in right at launch without waiting. Seriously, thank goodness for this feature. Remember when you had to sit around waiting for hours? The worst.

Tangent-alert: did anyone see this coming? Elden Ring’s new co-op vibe, shifting from a lonely wanderer to a trio tag team? Wild, right? FROM Software’s mixing it with these “Remembrances” or whatever they’re called. Apparently, every class has its story moments at Roundtable Hold. It’s nice they’re putting such thought into it!

And for those size freaks, no word on Xbox or PC yet. But let’s be real, probably in the same ballpark. Not like running Crysis on a toaster, if you catch my drift.

Oh, and this cool tidbit—the game’s tipping its hat to the Souls series. There’s this in-game cash, Murk? You spend it on snazzy threads at Small Jar Bazaar, channeling your inner cosplay with vibes from folks like Solaire. Fun, huh? Maybe it’ll make up for my fashion faux-pas IRL.

May 30 is the magical date. The beginning of another internet uproar. Will it topple the Souls giants? Maybe. Or maybe I’ll just get distracted again—who knows.