Today’s Top Deals: Samsung Gaming Monitors, Crucial 2TB SSD for PS5, and More

Sure, let’s dive into this. So, like, it’s Saturday, July 5. Or is it the fourth? Honestly, I can’t keep dates straight sometimes. Anyway, there’s a bunch of deals happening, and, yeah, you might want to snag ’em before they’re gone. Trust me, I missed out on a killer keyboard last week because I waited too long.

Game-Changing Samsung Monitors, Literally

Okay, so first off, Samsung’s got these gaming monitors that are, like, absolutely nuts. There’s this one, the 32-inch Odyssey G8. Imagine the QD-OLED panel or whatever that means. I’m not entirely sure, but it’s supposed to give you true blacks. Got sidetracked thinking about how everyone always talks about "true blacks." Like, what about fake blacks? Anyway, it does its thing at 240Hz. Crazy, right? And then, there’s the 49-inch curved buddy. It’s normally $1900-ish, but now it’s just $999. It’s like someone decided to kick a zero off the price because, why not?

Crucial Storage Moments: The 2TB SSD You Need

Here’s the thing. Storage. Always too little of it, right? There’s this Crucial T500 SSD — 2TB of it waiting to store your entire digital life or just, you know, your game saves. Fits nicely in your PC or PS5. Runs at insane speeds, like MB/s madness. Gives the impression of a mini-Tesla speed-wise. Whoa, I’m visualizing a Tesla loading my games now.

Assassin’s Creed Shadows: Get in on It

Games, man. Assassin’s Creed Shadows, to be specific, is like just $49.99. I remember someone raving about its open-world thing. They gave it an 8/10. Solid enough to make you miss sleep. You’re either in the Creed or you’re not. I was once caught doing stealth moves in my kitchen. No idea why. Shadows influence?

Borderlands 3: The Encore You Didn’t Know You Needed

Borderlands 3 Ultimate Edition on Switch. Imagine snagging it for $17.97. It feels like getting a treasure chest after a long day. They’ve stuffed it with all sorts of expansions and weird titles like “Fustercluck.” Did I even spell that right? Does anyone care?

Metaphor: ReFantazio Guide — Because We All Get Lost

There’s a guide for Metaphor: ReFantazio, like, 600 pages. That’s a lot for anyone, really. But if you’re lost, you’ll find your way, supposedly. Archetypes, Bonds… sounds deep, and maybe a bit like a personality test gone rogue.

Steam Sales: The Time to Shop is Almost Up

Oh yeah, the Steam Summer Sale. It’s like a hot mess of deals. RPGs dropping in price, and I have to pick between groceries and games. But hey, who needs to eat when you have pixelated worlds? Games for under $6? Madness!

Donkey Kong Bananza: Pre-Order Madness

Lastly, Donkey Kong Bananza. I heard something about a direct and, no lie, it went straight bananas. You’d think people were getting excited over actual bananas. It’s supposedly DK’s biggest adventure. Get to the planet’s core—sounds deep. Young Pauline is tagging along. Is she an influencer? I’m getting way into this, but whatever — pre-order if you want to avoid regrets. It’s top on Amazon, which means people are going bonkers for it.

So, yeah, all these deals. It’s late, I’m rambling, but don’t miss out, okay? That’s the vibe for this chaotic roundup.