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Alright folks, so Father’s Day’s just around the corner. Seriously, did it sneak up on us or what? Anyone else scrambling for gifts? Anyway, here’s the lowdown on some last-minute deals that are hotter than a midsummer sidewalk. Might wanna check them out while munching on a mystery snack from the pantry—you know, the one you keep hidden from the kids.
Wizard of Legend 2: Heard someone mumbling in the office—could’ve been my echo, but who knows—that this game’s up for grabs. A classic pick for anyone still lost in 8-bit dreams.
Indiana Jones and the Great Circle – Premium Edition – PS5: Oh boy, who’s got a thirst for adventure? Save yourself $20 because hey, money doesn’t grow on trees. Unless you’re a Monopoly champion, then it does. The package is crammed with the base game and DLC that drops on, what was it, September 4? Perfect to snag now.
Moving on to some magical duels, Magic: The Gathering – Final Fantasy decided to pull in a whole new crowd. Newbies, step right up, because there’s a starter kit for you, too. Might just be what convinces Uncle Bob to finally sit down and learn what lands are.
Oh, speaking of things you might want to land, Nintendo Switch OLED – White Edition for $249.99—you’re welcome. Who knew pixels could pop quite like this? Parents and roommates, pray your companions get so engrossed they forget your birthday.
Dan Da Dan on Blu-ray. Somebody pinch me, $24.49? Seriously, the way Momo and Ken crack up over alien shenanigans, it’s comedic gold. Not that I’d laugh at completely inappropriate times or anything. Promise.
Get this: Apple’s got their latest AirPods Pro on sale. Perfect Father’s Day gift, assuming the dad in question isn’t still using CD players. Or maybe that’s what makes him cool. Second-gen Pro buds for $169, by the way, if ears aren’t already filled with those awkwardly hanging new-fangled things.
For the LEGO lovers—or just Star Wars fans itching to recreate scenes more epic than last night’s leftovers—Ahsoka Tano’s Duel on Peridea set is going for $43.99. And no, those epic duels don’t come with sound effects, so you’ll have to provide your own pew-pew noises.
Sliding into pre-orders like it’s 2005, Trails in the Sky 1st Chapter is up for $59.99. Now, if you’ve missed the train on this series, might be your boarding call. The latest is going global, North America and Europe style, by the end of the year.
And what’s this? Donkey Kong Bananza? It’s like, finally hopping onto the Amazon shelves. Well, not literally, but you get it, right? Pre-order for your inner child—or actual child—before it vanishes into retail oblivion.
Lastly, Darkest Dungeon II at $20.75… could be darker, could be dungeon-ier, compared to its predecessor. The token system—don’t ask me what it means—apparently changes the game. Maybe a weekend won’t feel as dreary with this deal.
Anyway, that’s a wrap or whatever they say in these cases. Off to find a snack because, let’s face it, nothing fuels garage-sale finds like cold coffee and half a granola bar. Happy almost-Father’s Day!
