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Alright, so there’s this game, ION Shift, right? Coming from Flynn’s Arcade and Electro Soul Games. It’s sprinting its way onto the Nintendo Switch on July 31. Pretty neat, I guess? If you’re into that fast-paced platformer scene—like, blink-and-you-miss-it kind of quick.
So, I saw this image from a video—random alien thingy zooming around! But hold up, it’s like, oh, “Please enter your birthdate to watch this.” Seriously? Anyway, that’s beside the point, or maybe it isn’t. I don’t know.
The whole idea with ION Shift—if I’m not totally off track—is to survive on this crazy spaceship full of nasty soldiers. There’s also turrets and drones buzzing around. I don’t really get why you’d want to be there, but hey, each to their own, right? It’s all about the thrill or something. Probably.
And the combat. Now, it’s supposed to be stylish or whatever. Dashing around like a superhero, throwing stuff—not sure what stuff, maybe soda cans?—and making big, strategic moves. Or little ones. Sometimes splitting hairs over every move. So, it’s like chess, but with more chaos. Another thing that sticks out for me is how everyone’s saying it’s like a sandbox. I mean, are we playing on a spaceship or a beach here? I don’t even know anymore.
Anyway, okay, back to reality. We’re doing a deep dive on this game—expect some thoughts or reviews or whatever at PS4Blog.net soon. Oh, and the pictures, they’re kind of wild. I mean, I stared at them way longer than I should have.
That’s it. Wait, was that coherent? Maybe it was or maybe I just went off on a tangent. Happens all the time. Anyway—oh, right—I should end this now.
