Oblivion Remastered Mod Introduces Rock-Eating Feature

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So, uh, imagine munching on rocks in Oblivion, of all things. Wild, right? I mean, whoever thought saving an empire — or, like, briefly helping out — would involve chewing pebbles? But here we are! Yep, someone’s whipped up an Oblivion Remaster mod letting you chomp on minerals. Rocks today, gemstones tomorrow, I guess?

And for you folks reminiscing about Morrowind’s quirky style — yes, this one’s for you. I get it. Spears and dodgy directions, just like asking for holiday tips from someone who’d rather you vanish. Classic. Why this sticks with me? No clue, but it does.

Anyway — oh wait, hang on — back to mods. So, there’s this ‘Edible Gems’ thing by CephalonImp. Picture a tin full of rocks, just begging to be crunched as you prance around Cyrodiil. It’s like a medieval version of biking around town with your pals, getting into random trouble.

These rocks aren’t just, well, rocks. They’re turned into ingredients. So scarf down a gold nugget, and you get, what, a silent vibe, a jolt, plus a bit of personality boost? Kinda like what Jamie Oliver would whip up — or not. And then you’d yell ‘Gourmet!’ through the phone to Sheogorath, just because it’s hilarious.

Feeling fancier? Prep a pearl appetizer, throw in some madness ore, add a sapphire — why not? Cap it with a bear pelt dessert. I’m no nutritionist, but that’s some meal. The mod keeps true to Morrowind vibes too, cause heaven forbid we eat something non-lore-friendly. Immersion’s sacred, y’know?

Flawless gems are gone, poof! But hey, the value’s there. Like spending all your in-game gold on a feast when you could’ve snatched a nice sword instead. Choices, am I right? RPG life, it’s a wild ride. Still no mod for a morning-after mineral hangover, though. Maybe someday.

Anyway, clean your plate of virtual gravel and maybe peek at what those modders are cooking up — no pun intended — with Oblivion Remastered. Those interviews might actually blow your mind. Or not. Who knows?