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Okay, so I was just minding my own business, scrolling through the latest Marvel stuff—because, let’s face it, who isn’t obsessed—and I stumbled on this bit about Marvel Rivals. I mean, really, have you seen what they’re cooking up with Human Torch and The Thing? It’s like they knew the new Fantastic Four flick is about to drop, and bam—they’re on it.
So, get this: the Human Torch kind of lifts The Thing in this wild move, turning him into some kind of flying battering ram. Sounds nuts, right? But also kind of genius. And I’m like, is this a nod to the movie or just some random genius stroke from the devs? I dunno, but it’s called “First Steps,” just like the movie. Coincidence? Maybe. Or maybe someone over at Marvel’s got a flair for drama.
Anyway—I digress, the plan’s to roll this out on July 24, and honestly, I can’t even wait. Marvel’s been teasing all sorts of goodies since Season 3 kicked off, and this just feels like they’re opening the floodgates for movie references. Like, can you imagine if we get more of these from past Marvel movies? The possibilities are endless!
Okay, quick tangent—remember when Star-Lord teamed up with Mantis and Adam Warlock in Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3? That was iconic. Now, if they could channel that kind of energy more often, I’d probably never look away from the screen. Ever.
Oh, and did you hear? August 8, Blade’s making an entrance. Might not be some big movie shoutout, but come on, Blade’s iconic. With all these hints and leaks floating around, I kinda feel like we’re on the brink of something huge. The Fantastic Four’s been stealing the spotlight since January, and I’m here for it. Gimme all the chaos.
There’s this buzz about Magik and Black Panther getting Phoenix-inspired skins on August 1, which is like, peak Marvel doing Marvel things. And while we’re all hyped on Blade, part of me wonders if they’ll do justice to Wesley Snipes’ vibe. Fingers crossed!
Honestly, who knows what comes next? More movie tributes? I’m buckled in ’cause it’s gonna be a wild ride, and if Marvel Rivals continues down this path, we’re set for some epic team-ups. So, whether it’s new stuff or old-school throwbacks, I’m all in.
Okay, that’s it. Needed to get that off my chest. Happy superhero rattling, everyone.
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